Okay so I've done a few festivals in my time - download, Leeds, V etc but nothing was gonna prepare me for Glastonbury! Tom has been before and he just kept saying random things like you don't understand there's like walls just covered in rubber gloves, it's soooo cool. Ehhh?
I didn't end up seeing any rubber gloves but did see some mental shit!!!!!
5 mins in and I already owned a feather headdress. Something I have wanted in FOREVER!
Unfortunately only wore it once thanks to it pissing it down for the majority of the time but it's home safe and sound in the castle ready to be worn on my next night out! Soz!
When we were nice and clean. Fresshhh.
I really liked this place, I think it was in a bit called We are The People. All the food was organic and didn't give me the shits. Hahahaha soz IBS!
This was a really lovely dress before it got covered in mud and other peoples shit. It's been washed on a 100degree wash as soon as I returned!!!! Don't wear maxis when you're 5ft3 people it only ends in tears!!!!!!!!!
We got these cups from tesco the night before. Chuffed.
Hahahahahaha. Soz Tom.
Then the rain came. And I got MORTAL.
Then this happened, BLOCK 9!!!!! Some crazy mother fuckin SHIT!!!! In the middle of a FIELD. I just can't cope.
All I know is there was a block of flats with a TRAIN hanging out of them. And some hotel with a bunch of trannies dancing on the roof. I mean..... What the fuck.
Oh yeah we went under this waterfall as well to get to a bar. So cool.
This was all before any of the bands even started man!
Friday we got mortal, again. And I took it too far as always!!!!! Stage 4 Towler!!!!!
Started off well. Tom managed to get sunburnt in the rain.
We danced with Zoe Ball and her mates.
Thatchers cider!!! The absolute worst. It managed to heal my broken toe though.
This is when I saw Matty from the 1975 walk past me. Tom wasn't impressed with my fan girling.
Fell over.
Absolutely shitfaced in some weird indoor bar.
Me and Tom next to each other at the toilets. A piece of me died everytime I had to sit on those. Like the weirdest feeling ever feeling raindrops on your arse cheeks????
Then we bumped in to Laura Major!!!
And Tom fell over.
These are Toms nails btw.
I think this was Metallica? I've completely lost track of days here!!! They were AMAZING!!!! I nearly got took out by one of them massive beach balls man!!! Full on smash in the face nearly knocked me over!!!
Arcadia - waiting for the Disclosure DJ set.
After id recovered from my full on nervy b hangover of wanting to go home and couldn't stop crying cos id been sick all over the tent. What an absolute clip!!! I'm 26 man! Need to have a word with meself.
The best glitter from my new favourite shop, fairy love!!!! This was my hungover look.
Crumpets for breakfast!!! After not eating for 5 days I'll be a skinny wedding bitch now!!!
The more bindhis the better!!!
Watching the 1975 while Tom sat on the floor reading a paper he found. He doesn't like them.
KASABIAN!!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!!!
Really wanted to buy my dad this tshirt hahahaha
Home time.
Sorry I can't remember loads of detail my brain has turned to mush but it was AMAZING. Although think I'm getting a bit old for this 5 day camping shiz now like, I'm bloody covered in bruises cos SOMEBODY decided to camp on loads of rocks. SOZ TOM!!!!
Next year I'm getting a camper van!!!
Lots of Glasto love you filthy hippies,
Becca xxx
